I think I know what you're thinking.
Q: How long have you been drawing?
A: Roughly 10 years.
Q: What Program/Tablet do you use for art?
A: Photoshop CS3/Wacom Cintiq 13HD
Q: Why "lazorchef"?
A: I used to think tablet pens had a "lazor" inside that the tablet would sense. Chef comes from my job. I really am a Sous Chef. No, really. ...
Q: Why does my profile say I'm a chef?
A: This is the ranking system. Different ranks have different privileges! (but still very buggy)